he asked us what our favourite work of art was

prohaloplayer:

ezorzea:
prohaloplayer:
ezorzea:
prohaloplayer:
ezorzea:
prohaloplayer:
yeah guys its looking like he got runned over and beated up and belly flopped in a pool and tore his acl his achilles tendons are gone anvil fell on his head air got sucked out of his lungs run over by a steamroller till he was flat dragged behind a horse piano crushed him set on fire bear mauled him for his picnic basket drank poison crashed a car into a wall that looked like a tunnel blowed up by tnt shot out of a cannon fell off a cliff for a long time and hit the ground with a big puff of dust and electrocuted and theres no remains
and his vitals? did you check your ABCs?
yeah detective no ass no Boobs no cock
…… NO SERVICE! Lol
ive got four bars sir
this guy’s had four beers?
the bear brought backup?

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vampireghostlawyer:

in what corner of gods green earth is this a compliment

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ladyhaven:

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vanilla-kitty:

luckymewciano:
luckymewciano:
One of my favorite genres of post

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jeneralization:

greater-than-the-sword:
logisticbumm:
greater-than-the-sword:
greater-than-the-sword:
Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck
I keep sending them, but they don’t come back. I really just need to shut down this farm. Do you think I should go check it out
Can I go with? My fiancé, one of your reliable corporate staffers, who I was supposed to marry January 1st hasn’t been answering my calls either
Good idea. I’m sure if you remind her of your lucrative upcoming business deal she’ll come back.
#it turns out that there’s only a fine line between a hallmark special and a horror film